A Little Humor
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was
punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about
this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At
the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large
pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits
have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two
apples, how many apples have you got?
Patty: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how
many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Patty: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
Teacher: "You missed school
yesterday, didn't you?"
Kid: "Not at all."
